01:38 pm - Get To Know Me Better! LOL Hey there all you horny freaks! I know, it's been eons since I've made a post, and I know it's awful! I don't really have an excuse other than I've been either really busy, or out of town for long weekends! LOL But here I am, and I thought it would be fun to let you all know a little more about me! Here's a couple things that you might find interesting:
What time is it: it's 1:41pm Monday afternoon
Name: Mia
Pets: Tikka my newly adopted dog
# of Body Piercing: 1, belly, and hopefully another, if I work up the nerve!
Eye color: Blue
Favorite Alcoholic drink: Irish Mist, Gin n 7, Southern N OJ...can't have just one!
Current Residence: Montreal
Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes...*sniff sniff
Been in a car crash? Nope, thank God!
Croutons or bacon bits? Both!
Favorite day of the week: Saturday baby!
Favorite word or phrase: phonesex, wanna phonebone, wicked!
Favorite Restaurant(s: The Keg, Baton Rouge, La Siren
Favorite flower: Orchid, they smell so yummy!
Favorite sport: to watch...hockey, to do, fucking! heehee
Favorite drink: Coffee, water, juice
Favorite Ice cream: Chunky Monkey
Disney or Warner Bros: errrrrr...WB I guess
Favorite fast food restaurant: don't have one, not too into fast food
What color is your bedroom carpet: don't have one
How many times did you fail your drivers test: nevaaa!
Who did you get your last e-mail from: one of my kinky callers hee hee (you know who you are!:P)
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Il Bellero, Parasuco, Birks
What do you do most often when you are bored: play with myself!
Favorite magazine: PHOTO, Maxim
Bedtime: late....
Favorite food: Indian, Italian, Chinese
Last person you went out to dinner with: Natacha, Joy, Carol-Anne and myself...last night! lol
Ford or Chevy: Neither
Car or SUV: have a car, want an SUV lol
Favorite smell: my snatch, vanilla, baked apples
Kinkiest fantasy: Wow, I have a lot, and they change from night to night!
Hope you liked getting to know me better! Speak to you soon!
omg, the phone's have been so busy today! I started to write this post this morning at around 10 or so, and all you horny boys have kept my phone ringing off of the hook, and my pussy totally throbbing! I have so much to say, with not enough time to do it, so this'll have to do as just a lil note to say hello! Call me if you're looking for a freaking wicked time!
My my my! Have you boys ever been keeping me nice and busy, getting my summer started with some nice hot bangs! I know I haven't posted in awhile...yeah yeah yeah, I know that one of you is going to offer up your spanking services, but what the hey? Pink's a nice shade for my sweet ass, isn't it? LOL I'd love to see who could get me over their knee!
I have so many shout outs to send out, and I'm totally petrified that I'm gonna forget a few, so please bear with me! If I happen to make a boo boo, then lemme know, and I'll give you the kisses you rightly deserve!
Well Cedric and I definitely have to send out oodles of hugs and kisses to our fav slut, Mrs Chip! We have so much fun playing with you, getting you all hot and bothered, and laughing at how a tiny lil doggie like Mr Chip totally owns your sissy fiffy ass! Soon we'll have to get you a collar though. Pink pantent leather, with lots of sparkly studs, with your new Kennel Name all over it! Precious Princess Lacey's Panties. Complete with a bright pink tutu and matching dog tags! Oh, and that registration tattoo all over that bald pussy leaves nothing to the imagination that you're a rare commidity in my Kennel! We just love playing naughty doggie kennel games with you, Mrs Lacey Chip!
Kisses out to my adorable slut-j too! Was great hearing from you again sweety! I'm also totally curious to hear about your week alone, and all the nastiness that you managed to get yourself into! I hope that you ended up making it to that hot X Dressing party! You'll have to tell me all about it! Hopefully with some pics, too!
Pokes and kisses out to my Piggy Doughboy Kevy too! Oh, you are SUCH nasty fun, piggy! I totally love getting all wild, no holds barred with you! Using you as my personal porta-potty while I humiliate you, forcing you to suck strange cocks, making you beg to clean out my freshly fucked ass...outing you for the totally sick pervert that you are! Gotta say that I loved the pics that you sent me too! Hee hee!
Kisses out to my deviantly perverted Bostonian too! Our last couple calls have been wickedly over the edge, and I'm totally loving it! I know you're always wondering if it's getting too far, if you're freaking me out and stuff...and I'm super glad that you care enough to ask. Kinda adds to your sweet charm! But no need to worry, sweets, I'd totally tell you if I wasn't into it! So, so far, so good! So long as you don't ask me to fuck any elephants, then we're all good. (Yeah, you ever SEE and elephant's cock? Damn thing could kill ya!!!) So yea, I'm totally down for our bloody fun!
Then there's my silly Mr Big Mouth. You sure as hell haven't been mouthing off to me that much lately, have you? Nooooooooooo...that's cos I've been keeping that big mouth of your stuffed with fat juicy cock, haven't I? LMAO! Yeah that ought to shut you up! You know, you make the perfect sissy you know. All dolled up in those frilly lacey panties, showing all of the boys! Gotta thank Sammy for that! LOL She totally rocks! Making you go shopping for those hot new panties! Next time you're going to work even harder, you know! *wink
And how can I forget my pathetic french loser?!?!? It's actually kinda easy you know. It's not like he really means anything to me. Other than the presents he gets me, and the money that I rape from his wallet. He's such a fucking loser, and the sooner he realizes that he's totally mine to control, the easier it will go for him. Yeah, for being a total ass sometimes, I'm going to have to force him to hand over his ordinairily plain wife's email to me. Some leverage to ensure that he doesn't do any more idiot things that just end up pissing me off. Yeah losers like him need to be kept on a tight leash!
And then there are sweet lil butterfly kisses to swarm all over my adorbale Farklekins too! Lover, I just don't know how to put it all in words. And I'm sure you know what I mean. We've been playing together for so long now...and we've played so many scenes...gotten to know each other super super well...but our last call totally blew me out of the water! And I mean TOTALLY! I know that we finished it off all raunchy and stuff, and I know you felt badly for that...but for how lovingly you did me before that, you are totally forgiven for ANYTHING for like ohhhhh six months or so! LOL Love you big time sweety!
Oh, and I wanted to share adorable Lucky with you all too! Farklekins found him by the side of a highway and just couldn't leave him (her?) there, so he took him home with him! Awww, who in the hell could EVER have left him there in the first place?!?!? So glad you gave him a new home, Farkleboo! Muah!
I know I have loads more kisses to send out, but there's a limit to what this thing will let me post! LOL I promise to make it up to you sweety!
Oh yes it has, fine-a-lee!!! And you know that I'm like a bitch in heat too! Everyone looks so hot, showing off so much skin, it's a wicked skinfest up here! I've been looking totally hot in the new sexy sandals that I scored at Winners lately too! Finally backt to wearing short capri's, super tight mini's, and lots tight short slinky tops...oh I just love spring!
I also received a super beautiful gift recently too! Oh, it's just too pretty for words! Thanks to my adorable farklekins, I'm now the proud owner of some of the most precious stained glass pane ever! It's so coloful, so bright, and looks totally amazing hanging in my living room window! Huge kisses farkleboo! I think of you every time the sun shines into my living room sending bursts of fresh colors everywhere!
Speaking of gifts...I've received many of them from my pathetic french loser who just can't seem to accept his fate. That he has to pay for his addiction, and for the humiliation that is so easy for a gorgeous smart lady like myself to provide. I've fleeced the daylights out of this idiot. Even making him pay me outrageous amounts of money and gifts via my amazon wishlist out of his WIFE'S account, no less! LMAO Yeah, that's my motto...FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WIFE, & PAY ME! LMAO Wouldn't you agree? You should see how plain the both of them are though. They deserve each other. LOL Missing me hurts, doesn't it, loser? Hahahahahaha!!!
Wanting to send out kisses to my sweet southern babyboy too! I just love the precious sweet slow loving that we make baby, but yesterday you really blew my mind!!! I mean FEISTY doesn't even BEGIN to describe it! LOL Getting all nasty and hardcore on my ass totally got me off hard babyboo! I still feel that slight zing too, if you know what I mean! :P
Hugs to Mrs Chip from both Cedric and I too! We both love playing with you, and hearing how humiliating it is to be totally OWNED by a lil stud dog! You've gotta be so ashamed! Especially when he marks you as his very own doggy bitch! LOL
Sweet hugs out to my long lost J lover from Californeyaye! It was marvelous to hear from you again baby, and even better to know that you're still as hot and wild as you ever were! I totally loved catching up with you, playing our super hot incest taboo games! Mmmm mmmm good!
Farty kisses out to another long lost lover, my faggoty piggy boy, k! Wow, you know that I had never forgotten just how kinky and far out our calls were! I totally loved how original, and always wild they were! Those wicked Devil Satan Whore pics you did were amazing too, I totally loved them! Missed you bunches too! I'm thrilled to get to crap all over you again, fatty!
And then there's Mr Big Mouth. Can't forget him, now can I? Nooooooooooo. I mean he used to always try and goad me. Get all cocky on me in PM, then once he even gave me a fax number to call him back at. And you know I totally took it out on him once I finally got a hold of his sorry ass. Yeah, forced him into a hardcore cuckold scene, where I made him barter his prissy wife off to settle a debt. And we've been playing these kinds of games for awhile now. But lately, things have started to take a weeeeeeee lil change. Yes, Mr Big Mouth has admitted to being a panty thief. And you know me, that's all I needed to hear! Didn't take me long to take care of him, nuh uh! You wanna sneak into my room to steal MY panties to sniff and try on??? Then pay the price, bitch! LOL Yup, you know how it went down. Once I caught him red handed, prancing around in my panties like a lil sissy, well then I had to put him to work for me and my big balck friends, now didn't I? And he squealed like the true panty slut that he is! LOL
I have so many more hugs and kisses to send out, but I'm kinda running outta time right now. I have some blue balled guy begging me to show him why girls like us love to be such dirty cockteasers! LOL Speak to you soon!
I'm totally sick of all this bleeding snow already! Do you even know how much snow we've been getting up here??? Of course not, lol, you're south of me! Where it's all nice and warm! Ok, maybe not warm warm, but certainly not as snowed in as we are up here! LOL So yeah, I'm tired of it. Plus I have to admit that I look a lot sexier in a short skirt than I do in a Parka! So pray for spring with me! I miss the sun and the grass and the skirts and the sun, and the sun, and the sun, oh yeah, did I mention that I missed the sun??? (And no 'where the sun don't shine' jokes either! :P )
I've been having an amazing time on the phones these past couples weeks. You guys totally help with bringing me lots of hot sunshine on these cold and snowy days alright!
K and I have been trying to figure out a new Kennel Bitch name for him, now that he's totally controlled by small Mr Chip. Fifi, Mrs Chip, Mrs Mr Chip, DDC which stand for Dumb Doggy Cunt. Which he is, you know. Totally controlled by that slippery doggy cock of Mr Chips! Yeah, Mr Chip's a mini schnauzer, and well, I thought that if I let a tiny lil sissy kinda dog, like a Pomperanian, or a Pappillion have a go at K, well that would just make all the more humiliating for him, wouldn't it? LMAO Being enslaved to a tiny lil sissy doggie like that. But imagine how much MORE humilating it would be if the dog actually MARKED K! LOL I love it!
I've also had some super hardcore wild fun with my Bostonian sweety C. Talking about how stupid she is...what kinda cockteasing whore she is. How she totally deserves to get a good hard beating. How she needs to scream for us a bit. How she needs to suffer and bleed for us. Yeah, hard too. I totally love how outta control we get. How hardcore we get. No holds barred when we play baby!
Ok, I should just suck it up, and admit it. I was bad. Bad bad bad bad bad. I forgot to mention one of my favorite sluts in a previous post the last time we talked. I totally wanted to, and I totally thought about it, but I totally forgot. Yeah I know, it was awful of me, and I totally admit it. I'm super sorry too. So now I'm going to shout it out, loud and clear, ontop of the tallest building, that slut_j is TRULY the biggest slut EVER! Yeah, I know I talk about a lot of guys who call who love the strapon play, and I talk about all those sissy bois who call, but slut_j here is the real deal! Actually goes out and sucks cock for real...doesn't just sit there jerking his cumwad fantasizing about bending over for them. Nooooooooooo, slut_j actually gets them! Such a filthy cum guzzling whore! And I wouldn't have it any other way! Love watching you slurp up all that gooey cum slut_j!
Had a super nice hot call with a blast from the past too! J set up a long hot call, where we got to know each other all over again! It was soooo yummy! Love that talented tongue of yours too baby! Almost as much as I love that yummy cock pic of yours! It was totally kick ass, can't wait to do it again baby!
Played naughty wicked games with T too. Oh yeah, got him all diapered up, teased the daylights outta him, then invited over some friends to help me use and abuse him hardcore! Forced him to eat us out, suck on his cock, sit in his pee filled diaper, until I decided to bring the big boys in! Yup, that's when I let my huge German Shepard go to town on his ass, knotting him up but good! Gotta love it!
Then there's my adorable Farklekins. My sweet 'as you wish' babyboy farklepoo! You know what's totally weird? Like when each of us have nasty ideas in our mind about how we're gonna play, and then sometimes things end up totally different than what we had thought, but ends up equally hot! Like last time....where I was thinking of totally making you my dirty lil bitch gurly gurl. Well, I got you into the panties alright...but it wasn't long before you had me choking on that yummy cock of yours! I loved it when you totally ate me out till I squirted my cum all over your face...but in the end, I ended up fucking you on your back, making you my lil bitch, didn't I? (yeah, now's about the time you say "as you wish"....god I love it when you say that!!!)
Ok, so I'm totally ready for more hot assed phonesex! Totally not into shoveling anymore though! LOL
OMG I've been having so much fun with the wildest phonesex lately! My pussy's all swollen and pink from being played with so much, I love it!
Kisses out to M, who always makes playtime so much fun! We had a super hot two girl call with Lexi, where you told us all about your wild escapades following all those hot young looking girls! I was so proud to hear that you followed my idea of dropping a $20 on the ground, then asking her if it was hers, so you could peek up her skirt while you picked it up! I love how devious you're getting! Way loved the call we did last night where you fucked me good, making me cry and threatening to hurt me while you choked me while throat fucking me with that huge cock of yours! Who woulda thunk that you wanted to rape me too? Love this new side of you too!
Hugs out to K and Mr Chip! Was great to get to hear from you again, it had been soooo long! I loved catching up with you, and hearing what you've been up to. Can't wait till we can get to do a longer call, where I'll get to hypnotize you so we can learn what makes you crave submitting to teeny tiny lil doggies like Mr Chip! Hee hee!
Been having some super hot calls with a certain stranger who loves it when I hurt him while I fuck him a brand new asshole with my huge strapon! Degrading you and humiliating you while I stretch you out is such a big rush! We're gonna hafta check out those bigger butt plugs and dildos, aren't we? :P
Kisses out to Mon Grand, my adorable partner in crime! Usually we get to do filthy things to nasty young girls...but this time it was all about what I wanted! And you know what that is! LOL Yup, sluts in panties, begging for my hot thick rubber strapon cock! Hear you moan and groan while I forced you down in those Glory Holes was something else! I love whoring that ass out baby!
Hugs and kisses out to my sweet southern babyboy! I absolutly love it when we makelove all soft and sweet, where you plant that baby deep into my belly. You know I love how sweet and gentle you are...but this last call was one for the ages! We got soooooooo nasty and dirty together, I just loved it! Making love with you is awesome, but getting fucked by you is sometimes better!
Arg, I have sooo many more kisses and hugs to send out, but it's super busy now, the phone won't stop ringing! Speak to you soon, I promise to double kiss the next time I post!
01:25 pm - Forced Cuckold Scenes! So yeah, you guys liked my last pic huh? Glad you like! I haven't been posting as many pics as I should have, but I'll make sure to post some more often for you!
Had a wild call from Mr Big Mouth last night. Been way too long since I've made you squirm, huh? LOL Was it ever fun to hear you stutter while I forced you into a hot cockold scene with poor lil Ann getting ravaged by three huge black cocks while we forced you to watch and help hold her still! Good thing that you gave me the actual hotel number as opposed to some fax number eh? LOL Kisses!
Wanted to apologize to my adorable southern babyboy! I'm so sorry I missed you last night! I've been dying to play with you too, and I sorely miss your voice and your soft kisses! Next time when we catch up together we'll definitely make up for lost time and lost kisses!
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Ok, so yeah, I've been You Tubing it some lately, and I came across this crazy vid that you JUST have to see! OMG, I can't believe how amazing it is! Check it out for yourself, and tell me if it's not the wildest thing you've seen in a long long time!
OMG, this month has been totally fantastic, with some super amounts of hot phone fucking! Yummers! I've been having so much fun playing with my old hotties, as well as making some new hot phone friends too. Seems like you guys like the special that I've got going on this month too! It's only on for the rest of the week though, so you better hurry if you want some cheap phonesex!
Had a super hot Role Play call with my new Furry Friend! Oh, I just love full moons, don't you? Hee hee! Halloween fantasies totally rock! And I loved it when we howled at the moon! Can't wait to sneak into our forest again soon baby!
I've had some amazing calls with my new Mr Toolhead. Wow, a real breath of fresh air, and I love how you totally let me take things where I wanna take them! Which you always know, will be somewhere dark and deviant! LOL Rape scenes on a whole new level! Gotta love it, especially when I snuff those little bitches out! *wink
Then there's my super sweet Bostonian sweety too! Oh yeah, you know how much I love the dark and dirty, don't you? I love being your partner in crime, making those bitches pay for it with their blood! Hugs & kisses baby!
My naughty babyboy got caught in my panty drawer too. Oh yes he did, and you know what Mommy had to do, huh? Dress you up like a wanton slut, all in Mommy's panties and lingerie, while I turned you into Mommy's dirty lil cumslut! Oh, you're such a dirty lil cocksucker!
Hugs and kisses out to everyone! Speak to you soon! Gotta jet, the phone's ringing! (Is it you? LOL)
Mmmm, this New Year certainly has started with some wild, kinky bangs alright! I've been having so much yummy phonesex that my pussy's been rubbed even pinker! LOL Gotta love it!
Kisses out to my obediently adorable slut j...yes, I am still alive! And kicking too! Ass that is! :P you can't get away from Me that easily! A measly vacation isn't going to make me forget about you! Hell no! LOL Can't wait to play with you again soon, and to remind you that you're my dirty lil fuck toy!
Kisses out to my sweet southern babylove! Mommy can't wait until you're away on business this week! I'm so curious as to what type of stockings you'll be bringing to the hotel with you!
Kisses out to Chris, who always makes playtime SOOO much fun! Although it's twisted how our perverted violent fantasies meld so well together, I totally fuckin' love it when we play our dirty painful games! Muah!
Spits out to my Dirty Pig Boy who loves to call for some deep dishing humiliation. It's so easy to treat you like shit Pig Boy. Making you squeal like that fat pig you are just makes me feel better and better and better. Putting you in your place is so wicked that I'd entertain the thought of doing it for free....NOT! Hahahahahaha!!!
Hands out to my pathetic french loser. My wishlist is growing, you fucktard. I know you think that my bleeding your wallet is some type of fucked up foreplay, that I actually think of you while we're not on the phone, and that I really like you, and all the gifts, presents, and gift certificates that you get me. You're so fucked up to even believe that for ONE iota! LOL Pay up, pathetic piggy! Pay up!
Speaking of pressies, wishlists, and gift certificates, I had a sweety call me and ask me if I accepted gift certificates in lieu of a credit card payment. And while I normally do, you have to bear in mind that I only do that with established callers. So if you're a caller, then by all means, I can accept that as a form of payment if it makes things easier for you on the homefront. But if you've never called to play with me before, then I either need to take payment via a valid credit card, unless you know one of the girls I know, and she can vouch for you. *wink
Speak to you soon! Don't forget January's Special!
A 30 min call for the price of a 20 min call! Must ask for special when calling!
Minxy Mia! 1-866-712-9287 Current Mood: silly Current Music: Saw Something ~ Dave Gahan
I know I'm a lil late, but Happy New Year!!! OMG, I had the most amazing holidays this year! I hope yours were awesome too! I went away for a couple weeks, in the sand and sun, and wooooooooowee, lemme tell you, did I ever have a blast!
So how about this year we start things off with a bang or two? Or three or four? You know me, I love banging! LOL But I was thinking of having an awesome hot special this month to ring in the New Year! Yup, how about a 30 minute call for the price of a 20 minute call? That's 10 free minutes! I know y'all think that's hot, I mean hell, who wouldn't want 10 free minutes of kinky nasty phonesex with yours truly? I know I would! LOL!
So call me up and let's celebrate the Mia way! Hee hee!
Mia 1-866-712-9287 Current Mood: enthralled Current Music: Deeper & Deeper ~ Dave Gahan
11:34 am - Phonesex Special! Heya! Yeah yeah, I know! I've totally sucked these past few months, not writing in my journal and stuff enough. I'm totally sorry about that! I've been crazy busy lately, and each time I think about writing an entry, or I've actaully started to, either the phone rings, or something else comes up that totally takes my mind off of it! I know, it's a lame excuse. LOL But it is what it is.
Soooooooooooo, I've decided to offer you guys a hot Phonesex Special for all of this week to make up for it! Doesn't mean that I won't fill in the blanks, and write about all the hot wild phonesex calls I've been having either! Nope, I have so many to catch up on, and to tell you all about!
So, here's the special: get a 30 minute call for the price of a 20 minute call. Yup, a half hour call for only $40.00! Make sure to mention the special when calling though. *wink
I can't stay for long, as I have loads of posting to catch up on, but this should tie you over until we get to play on the phone. Hehehehe!
OMG, has this summer ever been a hot one! The weather has been hot as fuck, and it's been even hotter on the phone, having so much steamy, taboo phonesex! Just gotta love it!
I have so many hugs & kisses to send out, but I'm sure that I'm going to leave a couple of you out, so spank me now! If you can catch me that is...only a select few of you get to spank my perfect ass (like my adorable babylover)cos most of you know that I'm the one who usually gets to do the spanking around here! And my lil timtim can attest to that, now can't you?
I had a wild blast from the past, when the BIGGEST slut ever, slut-j, called me for some hot strapon, glory hole, cock sucking phone sex fun! He was all upset that the other BIGGEST ass whore out there, Frankie was getting it good and hard from me...so he had to call and proove to me that it was he himself who was in fact the real true slut! Oh, I love playing them against each other, making them beg for it harder and harder! Hee hee!
I've also been fucking up a certain cuckold a lot lately. Yup, Mr Bigmouth loves to try and tick me off in IM...too bad he hasn't figured out that the more he pisses me off, the more intense I make our wild cuckold phonesex calls! To think back when we started he and I. Forced rape scenes on his hot girlfriend...to getting John here to fluff up those huge black cocks in preperation for Ann's wet cunt!
Then there's my sweet babyboy, who loves me like no other! MMmmmm, I love it when our lovemaking gets all sweet and loving...no one loves me longer or better than you do baby! I love it when we make our gorgeous love child! But you also know how wet you get me when you get all kinky and make me do naughty things, making me hungry to deep throat that huge cock of yours!
And who could ever forget about Cedric? Simon sure can't! We both love you to death, sweety! I'm sure if Cedric could thank you, he would! Oh, and I know just how you'd love to get thanked too! Hee hee...how does bright red doggy cock sound? Yeah...all for desert, me pissing all over your face while I torment you in my trances! I must say...our latest calls, where we combine hypnosis with our favorite K-9 phonesex play has totally hit the roof! I love it when you hit the wall like that!
I know there are more of you, and I won't forget you...but my friend just popped in to take me out for happy hour. So, I'll see you when I get back!
Kisses! Mia 1-866-712-9287
Current Mood: high Current Music: Plain White Tee's ~ Hey There Delilah
Lordy, lordy, lordy! Spring sure has sprung, hasn't it? Yeah, it has. Want to know how I know this for a fact? Spring brings out all the bitches that are in heat! Yup, all of you nasty sluts line up for a serious fucking from moi. Oh my trusty strap on has been getting some serious mileage lately!
New York's biggest slut EVER called to play with me, waving that slutty ass around for me, begging to be made my lil fuck bitch. Stop your blushing Frankie, you know I'm talking about you! Letting you eat my dripping pussy first whets my appetite to fuck good and hard, doesn't it? It's so damned hot to hear him slide that dildo in and out of his fuckhole while I fuck the life out of his mancunt! Mmm, you're a true slut Frankie, down to the core!
Ah yes, John. Mr Big Mouth. Mr Likes To Get All Cocky before actually getting me on the phone. Mr Got Fucked Twice Over By Mia John. Yeah, I like that one best I think. LOL Usually we play while he's away on business, stuck up in some hotel, watching filthy movies like "Black Cock Wife Slut", or "Forced Cuckolded Bastard", or one of my faves...."Hold Anne Down While She Gets Raped". Sometimes we play when he's at home, and Anne isn't. She's usually out sucking someone's elses cock at those times though. Coming home with the smell of cum all in her mouth. Those kisses sure taste yummy, don't they, you secret cock lover, you? This last time we played was hot though...getting you to go down to the hotel bar to oder some shots. Making you tell me what films and sites you'd been checking out. Making you practically pull that hard cock outta your jeans. Yeah, this time was fucking wild, Mr Big Mouth! Wild, wild wild!
Kisses out to my sweet adorable 'farm boy' babylover. I just love how we role play our Mommy/Son scenes where I catch you sniffing my soiled panties. I also love how we just fuck like wild sometimes. I totally love how I suck you off before rimming that asshole with my tongue to make you groan in my ear. I especially love how when you get really nasty, you turn Mommy into your nasty lil cocksucking slut. But you know I totally relish taking out my strapon and fucking you like my dirty lil gurl when I catch you being naughty! Mmmmm, I love it all with you babylove. We've played so much, shared so much, and I love the new places we go to each time we play!
Huge kisses out to Mon Grand! Wow, those pics of those chicks you secretly took while at work totally blew me away! You have balls, that's for sure! LOL Bet they have no idea how you lust after their boots and feet, do they? Bet they have no idea how many times you've 'marked' their chairs while you've been alone at the office...bet they have no idea how many times we've played on the phone together, raping their nasty lil asses while making them scream for us, now do they? LOL Good...cos it's just going to get worse!
Adorbale hugs out to my sweet English lover who always invites Cedric to play with us! Oh he's been such a Happy Puppy lately! The three of us getting all nasty together, the two of you driving me and my lil pussy so wild with lust, that when I do cum, I damned near scare Da Beast with my shrieks! LOL I definalty love this new route we've been investigating together. Using erotic hypnotism while we play, to control your orgasms, to control your pee, make you pee on demand, make you hard on demand. Oh, I just love controlling your cock like this, sweety!
I know I still have loads of kisses and hugs to send out, but I'm running out of time right now....my IM box is flashing with some slut who wants a hot fuck! I've gotta go oblige that nasty cunt of his, now shouldn't I? LOL
Yup, that's me, your Slippery Phonesex Ho! In more ways than one too. I know I've been super hard to get a hold of lately, and I apologize for that. I've either been crazy busy phone boning all you sexy hotties, or busy and not able to play. It's tax time up here now, and that's been keeping me UBER nuts!
I have sooooooooo many hugs, kisses, shout outs, and ass kickings to tell you all about, and I promise I'll do all that and more the next time I post...and it won't take me as long this time either! (insert invite to spank here) There are so many of you I want to gush about, humiliate, and send kisses to, but if I start, that'll take me eons cos there are so many of you I love to fuck! (up)
So, you'll hafta settle for an IOU for now. I'm still getting some papers together, so I should be available to play again tonight. Please don't order a call until you get a hold of me...easier that way for now I think. Unless you're ok with me saving them for you. You all know I'm all good with that kinda thing.
Wish me luck...and send hexes to a tax voodoo doll for me!
Kisses, Mia 1-866-712-9287 Current Mood: groggy Current Music: Here In Your Arms ~ HelloGoodbye
And what better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with a hot and steamy call with yours truly, MOI? I mean chocolates are yummy and all that, don't get me wrong, I love a good box of chocolates...but once you've eaten them, they're all gone! I on the other hand, can be enjoyed, eaten and fucked over and over and over again! And I swear, I won't melt in your hands! Well, unless you touch me right there that is. Hehehehe!
Super Sexy Valentine's Phone Sex Special!
Enjoy a 30 minute call with me for only the price of a twenty minute call! That's a savings of $20! How much hotter can it get? Hehehehehe...call me and find out!
I was actually going to offer my special all day today, but as I'm sure some of you have noticed, Vonage have been complete asses today, and I haven't been available to play as much as I've wanted to. Sooooo, I'll be extending the special until Friday afternoon. All you have to do to still qualify for it is to wish me a Happy Valentine's Day! That's it, that's all, and then you get some hot steamy cheap phone sex with your Minxy Mia!
Now can you honestly tell me that you don't want to play with me? Hehehehe...and if you think you can't, or don't want to, then call me and convince me! LOL
Mary had a little sheep, and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a Ram, so Mary had a little lamb.
I thought that was too funny, so I just had to share! I've been a wickedly busy lil phone ho, having myself some outrageously kinky phonesex as of late! Actually, ever since I got back from my holiday time off, come to think of it! Who ever knew there were so many horny men out there? My pussy has been rubbed raw on more than one occassion, let me tell you.
I have so many shout outs to send, but I'm afraid I've misplaced my notes...and I have a lot of time to make up for, too! Kisses out to my patheticly small dicked cuckolded lil men. Hugs out to my sweet panty boys, sissy's and strapon whores. Winks and special pinches out to my adorable, passionate, lovers. Little tweaks out to my babyboys who love Mommy/Son playtime. Shout outs to all of those who love Cedric and K9 as much as I do. Waves out to my stable of slaves...be you my foot worshipper, my ass worshipper, my pussy worshipper, my entire BEING worshipper...you are fondly rememberd.
I know that this is a short entry, but I promise to make another entry soon, and to give proper kisses where proper kisses are due! (In naughty kinky places, of course!) DUHHHHH!
Until then! Muah! Minxy Mia 1-866-712-9287 Current Mood: amused Current Music: DJ Champion ~ There Aint No Heaven
02:08 pm - Happy Gobble Gobble! Wow, what a wicked welcome back week I had last week! Mmmmm, and no, my pussy isn't complaining at all! Oh yeah, this week is American Thanksgiving, huh? Well, a Happy Gobble Gobble to you then! Yeah, ours was back in October, so we got the Gobble on you...lol. Seriously, Happy Thanksgiving...be safe, be well, and be loved! Then get your damned Xmas lights up already! LOL
Huge hugs & kisses out to my Colorado freak! So those cuckold vids are starting to freak you out, huh? You know what I forgot to mention when we spoke??? That it seems that your mouth has gotten even bigger (if that's at all possible) while I was MIA! Yeah, Mr Bigmouth...that's what I should call you from now on...but then again, I always know how to put you back in your place, now don't I? Especially when I show you how much of a slut Ann really is...you always end up whimpering in real low tones....especially when I force you to get those juicy black cocks all hard and ready for her dripping cunt!
Oodles & oodles of love out to my Southern Atlanta Babylover! Oh lord, had it really been that long? I missed you something bad!!! But we got right back to where we left off, didn't we, babyboy? Hehehehe! You know I had missed you sweet loving something real bad, so bad in fact, that I actually couldn't hold out too long! When you told me that story of the chick you picked up who had nipple clamps?!?!??! Damn, you got me going but good! I hope I didn't scare you with how forward I was being! When you gotta have it, you gotta have it, know what I mean? LOL Mmmm, and did I ever get it! Yummers!!!
Kisses out to my new Xanga lover! Glad you like my blog sexy! Mmm, our phone call was wicked hot too! Steamy public sex in a darkened cinema! Gives new meaning to 'slippery when wet'! My seat was soaked by the time you were through with me! I can still feel how velvety that tongue of yours is!
Hugs out to my perveted NY lover! Keep it up baby! Love those pics that we look at together...devising devious kinky things to do to those pretty skinny young teens! Mmmmm, and those legs? That lead up to that ass? Whoa, gotta get me some of that! Make her drink your piss too! Yup, that's what I'm gonna do! Make her gag on it! Pssssssssst, hey, don't forget to take your camera with you when you head out, huh? hehehehe!!!
Kisses, pinches, & hugs out to my fav K-9 freak too! Damn, was it ever wicked to get to hear from you again! Hey, next time you go on a cross country bike ride, you're going to have to send me at least one postcard, ok? LOL That's not too much to ask, now is it? Nawwww!!! LOL Mmm, but that cum was wicked hard though! I love letting Cedric in on the fun too! Too funny how hard he had to work to get up onto the bed with me though! Poor thing! LOL But it was soooo worth it! He licks pussy better than the best of them!
Special kisses out to my sweet Southern Babylove! Mommy missed you baaaaaaaaaaaaaad while she was away! Mommy loved showing you just how much, too! Hehehe! I know you were pouty and upset that Mommy had to go away for a bit....but you know that that was no excuse to be naughty! Sometimes Mommy has to be a stern and loving Mommy at the same time...and seeing as how you couldn't keep your paws out of Mommy's dirty panties, well, Mommy just had to teach you, now didn't she? Yes...Mommy had no choice but to make you her nasty cockslut of a babygurl, now didn't she? Mmmm, yes she did!
I have loads more kisses and thanks to mention, but I have my other notes in my other book that I already filled up! LOL I promise to get it, and send out my kisses as soon as I can, promise!
In the mean time...here are some Music Listening Kitties...lemme know which one best describes you! LMAO
Kitty on Techno
Kitty on R&B
Kitties on Heavy Metal
House Kitty
Hip Hop Kitty
Torture by Celine Dion Kitty
Guess which one is my favorite, and win 5 free minutes on any paid call with me! Hehehehe! I just love games!
Hugs & kisses, Mia 1-866-712-9287 Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing ~ Chris Issak
09:55 pm - Phonesex? Yay!!! I'm back! Yup, I guess you all know that by now, dontcha? And if you don't...you live under a farking rock or what?!?!? Just kidding, I love rocks...just not those who live under 'em! LOL But yeah, James put it to me ever so delicately...'that oughta learn ya to not go and take a year off....lol'. Indeed.
As you can well imagine, my phone's been ringing off of the hook! Most calls are for raunchy wicked phone, which I love to death! (DUH) Some have been where some of you have given me shit for having taken so much time off...how dare I leave you all alone?!?!?!? LOL Some, and these guys get an earfull, ask me if I can give them just a lil bit of a freebie...*takes a deep breath. I guess you all know how those end, huh? LMAO Yup, I hang up on their cheap asses! And then there are those of you who call to profess your love to me, and then proceed to show me. (Yummers, I love you sweety!) Then there are those who call just to have wicked raunchy phone sex...oh wait, I already mentioned that didn't I? LOL Suffice to say that I've been getting a lot of calls...
So, please keep that in mind if we happen to be in IM and I start ignoring you...you know I'm not really ignoring you...I probably just got a call, and haven't put my AWAY ON A CALL message up...lol. Or, you happen to be a total ass, and in that case, I am ignoring you. And seeing that I've been spending a lot of time on the phone, I haven't really had that much time to spend in IM anyways...but don't take it personal! I'd love to spend more time with you if I could...so you can either...email me and I'll get back to you when I can...wait until I get off of that call and get back to you, or better yet, call me instead! That way you know for sure that you, and only you will be getting my undivided attention!
Other than that, yes, I'm all settled in and loving my new place to pieces! I'm also turning into a YouTube freak. Blame Briggitte and her itty bitty titties for that one! Yeah, and you can tell her I said so too! LMAO So if you need or want or just fancy a real long laugh, then check this out! If you don't laugh at this, then yeah, you're a Liver Under A Rocker...and need to get out more! Oh and make sure to turn your speakers on for this one!
So, was that hysterical or what? If you didn't laugh at all to that, then you have to call me so I can remedy the situation. If you did laugh, then you still should call me so we can laugh together, after we have some raunchy wicked phonesex! LMAOOOOO Damn, I'm just too full of myself, aren't I? (Don't answer that!)
So until we speak again, Kisses, Mia 1-866-712-9287
11:27 am - I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack! OMG, I can't believe that it's been so long since I've been on! My last entry was like in July! LOL Well, as I'm sure you've gathered, a lot has happened in the past few months. Yuppers, I'm now the proud owner of a brand new condo!!! Yippeeeeeeeeee!!! I'm almost all settled in now, although not quite...I still have some boxes that need unpacking...but some of them scare me, yanno? Like the ones I labled 'MISC'....yeah, those are the ones I have yet to tackle.
The contractors were a little late in the delivery date....things were behind by almost a month! I ended up spending A LOT of time up North this summer! LOL Wait till I show you my new Super Tanned Me Pics! LOL But it's great to be in here, even though things were a lil late. It was soooo worth it! I've been here less than a month, and already it feels like I've been here forever! Cedric loves it here too...we're real close to a fenced in dog run that's in a huge park...and I take him there every morning. He's made himself a whack of doggie friends, and I've met a lot of the doggie people as well. Most of them are super nice. A couple are jerks, but hey, not everyone can be as nice as I am, right? LOL (I'm sooo full of myself, aren't I?) There is this young couple that I have my eye on though...both are flirty enough...so soon I think I'm gonna make my move, and ask them to do something OUTSIDE of the dog park. LOL
While moving this summer, I also had the chance (actually, I didn't have much choice) but to partake in one of my most favorite pasttimes! Yup, you guessed it, I got to go shopping! God, I love shopping...but not when the places are crowded and running late. I hit Ikea a couple of times, and every I went, I swear, there must have been AT LEAST 847238471 people there!!! And all in a hurry too! But I ended up getting some way cool things there though. Gotta love Ikea! I ended up getting some curtains there too. My sis tried to convince me to sew my own...she even offered to help, bless her innocent soul...but it just didn't work out. I tried, and I swear, the damned thing ended up looking like a messed up tutu! So yeah, Ikea to the rescue!
This summer was also one kickass party summer too! You know how busy it gets here, with all the festivals and such....there was just so much fun to be had! I even went to Black and Blue this year too! Damn, now THAT'S a party and a half!!! I had such a blast!!! But man, were my legs ever sore! LOL No pain, no gain, I say! Saw some Jazz fest shows...went to a lot of outdoor concerts, saw one Just For Laughs show, which was funnier than all hell! Fucked on a real reg basis...but hey, that shouldn't come as any surprise to any of you...but you know, we gotta love the tourists!!! For some reason, hottie tourists like to party harder than locals. LOL Why is that?!?!?
But summer's over. And now it's fall. Wanted to thank ALL of you who sent me adorable loving emails! Thanks to all the wicked ones too! Hehehehe! I'm so happy to be back, and I can't wait to get my phone on! Actually, I think I'm going to have a Fuck Me Back Silly Special! Whaddya think? (Like you'd say no...lmao!) How about 40 minutes for the price of a 30 minute call? Or, a 30 minute call for the price of a 20 minute call? LOL I can't decide! I should probably go with the longer one, cos I know we have LOTS to catch up on...but hey, I'll leave that up to you, ok? Oh, and here's a lil peek of what you've been missin! Hehehehe! I'm soooo bad I'm good! HA!
Speak to you soon! Kisses, Mia Minxy Mia 1-866-712-9287
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